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What Constitutes a Sport?

This was a long-standing, friendly debate I always had with my dad and just the other day at work it came up with a coworker so I figured I needed write it up for the world to see.

  1. Objective-based vs. subjective-based scoring. Your score is based on completing an action vs. how well you complete the action. And don’t throw refs calling penalties into this as that would remove everything and you’re missing the point.
    Not a sport: gymnastics, diving, cooking, etc.
    Still a sport: football, golf, racing, etc.
  2. Reasonable amount of physical exertion. Basically, enough that you sweat, or at least someone new to the game would. Water polo gets a bye on this as rarely when I’ve been swimming, particullarly indoors, do I sweat.
    Not a sport: poker, chess, video games, etc.
    Still a sport: basketball, weight lifting, hockey, etc.
  3. Direct interaction between the competing sides. One side must be able to stop the other team from scoring and, likewise, is trying to score against while they both take the field, I know, baseball barely gets a pass on this.
    Not a sport: most racing events, golf, discus/javelin throw, etc.
    Still a sport: soccer, fensing, tennis, etc.
  4. There must be an intermediate object that can change posession. This rule definitely threw my dad for a loop for something to be called a sport. He understood what I meant, but never the why. Well, why not? To me, it’s part of the skill of the competition at hand. To me, it goes along with the preceding rule.
    Not a sport: bocce, archery, all other forms of racing, etc.
    Still a sport: water polo, hackey sack, football, etc.
  5. Completely sober people should want to watch for more than five minutes. It needs to be watchable to the massses on an ongoing, regular basis. (I figured I needed an ironic rule.)
    Not a sport: hackey sack, frisbee golf, fensing, etc.
    Still a sport: basketball, baseball, tennis, etc.

Take away: what constitutes a sport?

Over Categorized

I’m loving how easy WordPress makes blogging (vs. my previous desire to roll my own). But I’m starting to question two of my categories: General Thoughts and Pointless. I guess they are really the same (ask my wife). Maybe I need to combine the two categories and distinguish between the two via Tags…

Viagra should be Illegal

Sildenafil

Sildenafil – Viagra Chemical Structure
You thought I’d show the blue pill or something dirty, didn’t you?

Let me side track a little before I go into why Viagra should be illegal…

Prostitution is illegal in most parts of the country. What is prostitution? It’s when someone pays for relations they would not normally be able to have.

Most men who obtain and use Viagra pay for the pills OR their insurance pays for it, we’ll ignore those who got the free samples. And what is the purpose of Viagra? To aid someone to be able to have sex when they would not normally be able to.

Take away: next time you buy Viagra (or similar products) tell the pharmacist, “you my pimp!”

Why It’s Always Higher on the Diving Board

Summer just started, you’re older, braver, and stronger. You look at that high dive board and think, “no problem, I got this.” You climb the steps, “it’s all good.” You walk out on the board, “still good.” You look down, “oh sh…!”

At least that’s what it was for me when I first went off the high dive back in Quantico (my hands are getting all balmy thinking about it). Of course, I couldn’t say I was scared and climb down in shame in front of roughly 200 people, so I had to jump. But as I was never good at diving I didn’t take the chance to dive or even do a flip, I just cannon-balled it.

About fifteen years later it finally dawned on my why it’s always worse when you’re actually on the high dive. You’re 6′ tall, the board is 20′ from ground / water. For arguements sake we’ll have your eyes at the very top of your body, so when you look at the board, it’s just 14′ above you, barely twice your height.

But wait, you’ve climbed the steps/ladder to the board. Add the 20′ for the board and your 6′ for you and now you are 26′ up, at least your eyes are and that’s how humans come up with visual perspective.

Why it's higher on the diving board

Diving board perspective. Not necessarily to scale, no big deal.

And I know from 10′ to 30′ the numbers work really well for the magnitude changes vs. from 50′ to 90′. But I can look at a 50′ cliff and easily say, “yeah, that’s pretty high” and not be tempted. Regardless of the height, if you go up and decide it’s not for you I would not mock you, except if it’s less than 15′ up. I mean, c’mon, it’s barely twice Shaquille O’Neal’s height!

Take away: It’s called a high-dive for a reason; and for some reason I kept going up the high-dive.

Extra: Drawn in Paper by 53 on my iPad by me!

Don’t Go Topless!

Have you been to an amusement park or concert lately? What I’ve now experienced twice this year were topless drinks when purchased from the concession stand (vs. a vending machine). It’s extremely annoying when you go by yourself to purchase drinks for many or food and drinks for two so you don’t lose your seat.

But someone should come up with a reusable cap for plastic soda bottle, for beer bottles, even for cups (more difficult due to random sizes). There is already a great product for cans.

Or you should just bring a cap or two with you when you go to a concert.