9/24/2008 - A Developer's View on Salary Increase
// Recent news gives a perspective on your recent raise:

9/21/2008 - Ireland Declares War on France
Jacques Chirac, The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

9/18/2008 - Holy Soap
Two Priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is NO SOAP.

9/15/2008 - How Long Will I Live
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

9/12/2008 - Sisters of St. Francis
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It reads "SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES."

9/9/2008 - Ray's New Boots
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

9/6/2008 - Sportsman Double
I met an older woman at a club last night.

9/2/2008 - The Atheist
An Atheist was walking through the woods. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" He said to himself.

8/30/2008 - Private Part
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.

8/27/2008 - Drinking Label Warnings
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.