I met an older woman at a club last night.

She was OK for 53. We drank a bit, had a bit of a song, and she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double, a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs "Mom you still awake?