a blatent knock-off of The Simpsons(r)
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  • Bumper Sticker
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With the 2008 election starting in early 2007 I figure I should start my 2016 campaign early.
PLATFORMS
Traffic Decongestant Act
Abolishing Subsidies
Solving Social Security
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NameJason
AKAJ, Computer Geek
RoleMan of the House
MoreI'm the man of the house... which we all know means I listen to the woman! Or in my case the woman and our babies.
NameNadia
AKAWoman, Nadj
RoleWoman of the House
MoreMy medical retirement plan... Nadia's a nurse in training and my world.
NameAspen
AKAPoochy, Pooky
RoleGreen-Eyed Monster
MoreA smiling dog! How cute is that? Although she can't fetch she brings you all the love you can handle and then some.
NameStealth
AKABooger, One-Armed-Bandit
RolePrincess
MoreDon't let the stump fool you. She may be chill most of the time but when she's ready she's got some spunk.
NameCorona
AKABuddy, Butthead
RoleTrouble
MoreEveryone has a pet who's the headache. Well, that's Corona, he's got his moments - of love and annoyance. He plays fetch too.